Welcome to my very perfect house! It is for sale just for you. The property is one hundred yards long, so it is perfect for playing in. There are not too many spiders, so do not worry. They are friendly.
So now we will talk about the inside of the house. The house is very old but still in good shape. In the bedrooms, there are blankets without too many rats under them. The beds do not have way too many slugs under their covers. The bedrooms also are very big so you won’t feel cramped. The stairs have cracks in them, but they are safe to walk on. They do not creak all of the time, but sometimes they do, so do not be afraid when it happens. The stair railing is a little wobbly, but it is secure enough. The kitchen is very big too, but do not be afraid of the bugs in the sink. They are nice, so just wash them away. The kitchen drawers have a little bit of spiders in them. They will crawl out when you open the drawers. The kitchen also has very nice silverware, but I would recommend washing them before you use them. These are all the reasons why you should buy my house. If you do like the house call 1-800-239-8761. The street name is called Unicorn Lane! The house has no neighbors, so do not worry about being too loud so the cops would come. I hope you have a wonderful time there!
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Welcome to my home! I will tell you all about it now. This is my house, and I am trying to sell it to you.
This house is on 12 Bat lane. This house will make you say, “Wow!” I hope you like this house. It is very quiet, and you will get more peace in this house than anywhere else. There is a black stray cat that comes every night, but it is not too mean. If you get away all of the germs, you can keep it as a pet. If you have a big family, you will be great in this house because it is about as big as a castle. It does look small, but it is actually very big. This house has barely any rodents or bugs. There are 11 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms, 2 kitchens, 1 laundry room, an indoor pool, a hot tub, a movie theater, and about 6 other rooms. By the way, the pool and hot tub have afuow spider webs close to the swimming part , just a few spiders, spider webs, and even moss. This house will have a little bit of noise on the stairs, but it will only make noise if you stomp really hard. If you like to be frightened a little, you will love this house because it has a lot of pros and some cons. You will be scared but also like whatever is in this house. Do you like TV like me? Well then you will love this house! It is in a far away place, but it does have good wifi. You will have a big property, and all of this will be yours. You can’t even see it all! You can fit a ton of your playground equipment here in the yard where there is even a graveyard. This house mostly has its rodents in its basement, and the basement is really creepy. By the way, if you want flowers, they will only make it about 6 to 7 months in this soil. You can get this castle for only $56,900. This is my house you can buy, and I hope you want to buy it. If you want to buy it, you will have a school not too far away; it is about 10-12 miles away. By the way, there are no refunds. If you want to call me, dial 666-999-6655. Welcome to my humble home. It is the best house in town. It has no neighbors, and it is waiting just for you!
There are a lot of crows. They are not too loud. But there are no cops, so you can have a lot fun making noise, such as at your very own carnival. There is a school, a very happy little school, nearby for your precious children. We even stocked Jell- O and other good things to eat. You can get $100,000 per second from the complimentary money machine. You can share with your friends and family. Your cousins can live there too. There are a lot of blankets for everyone. The beds here are the best thing ever! You have wifi so you can play Fortnite with the souls who live here. You can go on any other website you want. You can even get the best service ever seen. The stairs are the best because they don’t usually creak. The stairs lead down to the basement where you can play Fortnite the “not” evil servants. This is the perfect house for you! You should buy this house. A lot of people want to buy it, so if you get it before they get it, you’ll be the owner. You can get it right now for free, on demand. Just contact me today at SCA-REA-THON using your cell phone keyboard. Welcome to the best house on Moonlight Road. On this house tour, you will get exciting thrills! This house is waiting just for you. Enjoy!
In this house you will find a giant library. The library is filled with books that are barely filled with dust. The entrance has beautiful sliding glass doors. This library has over 20,000 books to read! The book shelves are made out of oak, and they are only a bit dusty. There is a oak wood floor and a second floor to the library. The oak wood floor and the stairs to the second level of the library is only slightly creaky. This part of the house is the wonderful kitchen! You will find that this kitchen is very big. This space is slightly low on appliances, but they work very well. The kitchen has only a few cobwebs. Also kitchen has a lot of counter space that's, yet it also has a lot of cabinet storage that's only a bit dusty . Last but not least, there is access to the beautiful outdoor view! Finally, there are five cozy bedrooms with their own bathrooms, and there is a big cozy living room! These spaces, each bedroom and the living room, have their own televisions! The living room has two comfortable armchairs with only a bit a stuffing sticking out and four cozy couches that are only a bit dirty . The bedrooms all have queen sized beds and a small, yet wonderful walk in closet with only a couple spiderwebs, and the spiders are very friendly. Also, each bedroom has one set of drawers. The living room has beautiful paintings that will make you feel cozier by the second. This house on Moonlight Road is waiting for an owner. Be quick before it's sold! You just might be this wonderful home’s owner. Contact me at 616 Moonlight Road. Welcome to my Mansion. There could be a little bit of unusual stuff around here, but that doesn't matter now.
You can have a great view up top of the house, and if you hear anything, don't worry about it. Maybe something is wrong up there. You might see spiders, but they are not grown yet, or so I think. So hopefully you like it so far. You can also hear the beautiful beats of the crows, and the best songs of the souls, wait not souls, I mean singers, singers, yeah (sighs quietly). Just forget what I just said. Okay? Good. Don't be afraid of the rats. They are the house pets, and also, the house does what you want it to do, like pour drinks, get you food, or anything else you might want. This is why you should buy my beautiful, beautiful mansion, young man or young lady. Goodbye, and I hope you like it. I hope we meet again, friends, and hopefully you have a great day. I hope you like my beautiful mansion. NO REFUNDS!! HOUSE FOR SALE
Hi! I'm K (modified for privacy)! Would you like to buy my house? At my house, there is a great sunset! It looks like it has two moons, one purple and one white. Also, you can hear owls at night and sometimes crows, and no neighbors will bother you. Minnie and Mickey are sometimes here. They run down the slightly creaky stairs to the bookshelves, which they open by hitting a book down. This leads them to the bigger, secret library with some fake spell books for kids and books for parents, too! On the outside, it may look haunted, but it is not. It looks haunted because the outside is not taken care of as much as the inside. It has some skeletons walking around, but please don't worry since they are friendly and can cook for you. The wild animals are zombie dogs, werewolf cats, mummy birds, vampire deer, and others, but they don't hurt you. Mummy birds live in trees without leaves. Zombies dogs and werewolf cats live in caves. Nobody knows where the vampire deer live. This is now my house, but you can have it for your very own. I like it, so you might like it too. It is a really nice house:). The house address is 9010 Spooky Hollow Drive. From: K To: You P.S. No Refunds! I'm going to tell you why you should buy my house. At the end, you will love my house. People have loved this house over the years, and so will you.
There is a great view of the strange forest. In the forest, there are bears, deer, and geese. There is also a nature trail in the forest. Once I went in it, and it was awesome. There was a cave and a huge footprint! That is one reason why you should buy this house. There is also a huge basement with a 100 inch TV. The basement is so big that I have four cars down there. I love to play Madden 19 with my friends there too. We always play football down there, and the field is massive. That is another reason you should buy my house. My house is the biggest, and the best house in the world. Remember when I said, “I have four cars in my basement.” That isn’t even a portion of the cars that I have in my whole house. You can put so much stuff in this house it’s not even funny. I have fifteen hearses that I have used a couple of times when my friendly rats died. Afterwards, they came back as friendly ghosts. That is my last reason why you should buy my strange house. These are the reasons you should buy my strange house. If you want to check out this house, please call 2658-624-2828, and I will meet you sometime soon. I know you will love my house. PS. No REFUNDS!!! House for Sale
Hello, and welcome to this humble house. If you buy this house, you will have many adventures, and you can see the, uh, beautiful landscape. So in this house, you will find here, in the room on the second floor on the right, you can get the best view, but not as good as from the fourth floor. There is a room with an open wall. Oh, oh, I mean a nice window, and next to that window, it leads to a newly replaced, nice little porch. But anyway, in the basement, there is a nice, not shabby rug. Personally, it is my favorite rug in the house. The kitchen is very important because it has a bar and a living room connected to it, and it is a 5 star TV, and it is, um, not cracked. Ohhh, what I am telling you is one of the best things about this house. There are no neighbors, so no one can block your view, and there is nobody to annoy you; unless you would like neighbors, we can do that. So if you are looking for a nice home, come here to 16 Transylvania in the Bermuda Triangle. Oh, and call me at 503-678-1009. Also, no refunds!!! Welcome to my mansion! It one of the finest mansions in the world. It is a
very nice house. It is very welcoming, and you will not regret buying this mansion. It has three floors, six bathrooms, and five bedrooms. The house comes with one free pool and two free beds. The floor is mildly creaky and the landscaping is a beautiful sight to behold with carved pumpkins and their friendly faces. The animals here are friendly, so don't be alarmed by the spiders and mice. There is nothing but the sound of crows at night. When you go to bed, you can see the beauty of the stars and moon through your glass window which isn't too cracked. The basement has a bar, a popcorn maker, and a big space for a partying. The TV is the best TV in the world! The entrance has oak wood and a screen on the wall. The house is very secure; nobody will bother you here. There is a great yard, and it is one of the most beautiful sights ever. The beds are king size, and in every bedroom, there are TVs. The house is 600 feet long, and it is a great house. I promise that the house is beautiful. It even has a library, which has about two hundred books in it. In the back of the house, there is a playground next to the free kiddie pool complete with more friendly spiders that you can bathe with. The kitchen has oak wood cabinets and a beautiful floor which won't leave any splinters in your feet. The view from the top floor is marvelous, and the house has a golf course on the property. Last but not least, the house comes with four minions and a fart gun. This is its best feature. So you can have lots of fun here. The minions offer free cleaning. These are just a few things the mansion has to offer. Please contact me today to schedule your tour at 666 Bob Road. Please note that there are no refunds. Welcome to my house. I hope you like it. My house doses have something weird about it, but it is not haunted, he he.
Just so you know, there are some steps that would make noise like cracking and creaking. You can hear crows, but they are nice. In the morning, it is better than the night, but the night is much prettier. I am sure of it. The sky turns purple, blue, and pink. The only thing that would be a little bit of a problem is that on Halloween, it is a little scary, but it is okay. The ghosts and mummies come out from the graveyard. The undead are friendly, so don't worry. The house has ghost decorations in the window, too. There is even a kitchen the size of a store where you can find gumball eyeballs and brain steaks. There are bedrooms and living rooms, too. The first room you come to is the living room where you can hear the sound of screaming cats. There is another living room upstairs where you can watch TV. The best channel shows The Walking Dead. We have 3 bedrooms, an office, and 2 bathrooms. The bathrooms have crocodiles in the bathtub, but they don't bite. We also have every drink in the world, and there is graveyard in the backyard. I hope you have no allergies, so you can eat the food and candy. This house is so rich that you can get rich by living here. It is a special house with its own money machine. I hope you like the house. Please come see it today at 123 Puppy Mummy Road. PS.Have a great day! Bye! |
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