Welcome to my very perfect house! It is for sale just for you. The property is one hundred yards long, so it is perfect for playing in. There are not too many spiders, so do not worry. They are friendly.
So now we will talk about the inside of the house. The house is very old but still in good shape. In the bedrooms, there are blankets without too many rats under them. The beds do not have way too many slugs under their covers. The bedrooms also are very big so you won’t feel cramped. The stairs have cracks in them, but they are safe to walk on. They do not creak all of the time, but sometimes they do, so do not be afraid when it happens. The stair railing is a little wobbly, but it is secure enough. The kitchen is very big too, but do not be afraid of the bugs in the sink. They are nice, so just wash them away. The kitchen drawers have a little bit of spiders in them. They will crawl out when you open the drawers. The kitchen also has very nice silverware, but I would recommend washing them before you use them. These are all the reasons why you should buy my house. If you do like the house call 1-800-239-8761. The street name is called Unicorn Lane! The house has no neighbors, so do not worry about being too loud so the cops would come. I hope you have a wonderful time there!
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Vickie Lucas
10/14/2018 08:48:22 am
Very well written and thought out, with all the good points listed, very clear sellers disclosure, and nothing that a visit from Terminix couldn't fix.
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Donna Simpson
10/15/2018 01:59:10 pm
So your house has slugs,bugs,spiders and rats.Sounds like a full house already, lucky for you I like company. The creaking in the floor might scare me just a little bit but the nice rats will keep me from getting to scared. I like that you can be loud with no neighbor's next door because Luke is very loud on Fortnite so good thing we don't have bother the neighbors.
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S
10/15/2018 02:40:34 pm
I’m not very fond of the animals living in here I’m going to
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a
10/18/2018 05:08:41 pm
can I have the house
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