Welcome to my humble home. It is the best house in town. It has no neighbors, and it is waiting just for you!
There are a lot of crows. They are not too loud. But there are no cops, so you can have a lot fun making noise, such as at your very own carnival. There is a school, a very happy little school, nearby for your precious children. We even stocked Jell- O and other good things to eat. You can get $100,000 per second from the complimentary money machine. You can share with your friends and family. Your cousins can live there too. There are a lot of blankets for everyone. The beds here are the best thing ever! You have wifi so you can play Fortnite with the souls who live here. You can go on any other website you want. You can even get the best service ever seen. The stairs are the best because they don’t usually creak. The stairs lead down to the basement where you can play Fortnite the “not” evil servants. This is the perfect house for you! You should buy this house. A lot of people want to buy it, so if you get it before they get it, you’ll be the owner. You can get it right now for free, on demand. Just contact me today at SCA-REA-THON using your cell phone keyboard.
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Mom and Dad
10/12/2018 05:34:04 pm
This house sounds so wonderful we are not sure we want to sell. The offer will need to be outstanding
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Vickie Lucas
10/14/2018 08:43:18 am
Sold! 100,000 a minute from the money machine sounds like a good deal to me. I'll send Mr. Lucas right over, he can check it out and if he survives the night, then we can all move in! Great work here, I love the writing, very persuasive.
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Stephanie Tomlinson
10/14/2018 02:47:05 pm
Are you sure you want to sell this house? Seems perfect for a family that has at least one boy!
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S
10/15/2018 02:52:50 pm
A money 💴 machine?!?! Can I buy just the money machine? I’ll pay double to get it.
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