Welcome to my mansion! It one of the finest mansions in the world. It is a
very nice house. It is very welcoming, and you will not regret buying this mansion. It has three floors, six bathrooms, and five bedrooms. The house comes with one free pool and two free beds. The floor is mildly creaky and the landscaping is a beautiful sight to behold with carved pumpkins and their friendly faces. The animals here are friendly, so don't be alarmed by the spiders and mice. There is nothing but the sound of crows at night. When you go to bed, you can see the beauty of the stars and moon through your glass window which isn't too cracked. The basement has a bar, a popcorn maker, and a big space for a partying. The TV is the best TV in the world! The entrance has oak wood and a screen on the wall. The house is very secure; nobody will bother you here. There is a great yard, and it is one of the most beautiful sights ever. The beds are king size, and in every bedroom, there are TVs. The house is 600 feet long, and it is a great house. I promise that the house is beautiful. It even has a library, which has about two hundred books in it. In the back of the house, there is a playground next to the free kiddie pool complete with more friendly spiders that you can bathe with. The kitchen has oak wood cabinets and a beautiful floor which won't leave any splinters in your feet. The view from the top floor is marvelous, and the house has a golf course on the property. Last but not least, the house comes with four minions and a fart gun. This is its best feature. So you can have lots of fun here. The minions offer free cleaning. These are just a few things the mansion has to offer. Please contact me today to schedule your tour at 666 Bob Road. Please note that there are no refunds.
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I would like to schedule a walk through for this fine sounding home. My wife and I have been looking for a home with friendly spiders that we can bathe with. We have found a few homes with angry spiders that throw peanuts at us when we aren't looking, so this house sounds amazing. I think the real selling feature of this home is that it already comes with windows that are cracked. Please call me at 776-6591
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A
10/12/2018 11:18:29 am
Yes, you can have it. Don’t forget- no refunds!
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Stephanie Tomlinson
10/14/2018 02:38:46 pm
I'm not interested in the fart gun. The sellers can take that with them, but I like that the Minions will clean for me. I might put in an offer.
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Vickie Lucas
10/15/2018 09:37:20 am
This sounds like my dream house! I love all the oak everything, the kiddie pool, the golf course, although I prefer mini golf. I love king sized beds in every room as my family does kung foo in their sleep, plenty of room to move around! I can see it in my head, based on the detailed description. Sounds like we might have a bidding war here!
S
10/15/2018 02:50:12 pm
I would like to put an offer into this house 🏡. I’ve been looking for friendly spider 🕷 and ones you can bath 🛀 with is even better! All I’ve found is mean and angry spiders that bite and throw stuff at you behind your back.
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a
10/18/2018 04:59:36 pm
I do not know many others put a offer on this house but you still have a chance
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