House for Sale
Hello, and welcome to this humble house. If you buy this house, you will have many adventures, and you can see the, uh, beautiful landscape. So in this house, you will find here, in the room on the second floor on the right, you can get the best view, but not as good as from the fourth floor. There is a room with an open wall. Oh, oh, I mean a nice window, and next to that window, it leads to a newly replaced, nice little porch. But anyway, in the basement, there is a nice, not shabby rug. Personally, it is my favorite rug in the house. The kitchen is very important because it has a bar and a living room connected to it, and it is a 5 star TV, and it is, um, not cracked. Ohhh, what I am telling you is one of the best things about this house. There are no neighbors, so no one can block your view, and there is nobody to annoy you; unless you would like neighbors, we can do that. So if you are looking for a nice home, come here to 16 Transylvania in the Bermuda Triangle. Oh, and call me at 503-678-1009. Also, no refunds!!!
2 Comments
Vickie Lucas
10/14/2018 08:46:33 am
Very persuasive, Not too creepy, we'll take it! I prefer no neighbors, unless they are not zombies, then that works. I like how the selling points were thoughtfully listed.
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Stephanie Tomlinson
10/14/2018 02:40:44 pm
I'm concerned that the seller is not telling me the entire truth about this house..... I may need more information.
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