Title: PEAS
Written by: Kitty Cat Meow Meow Editor: Mrs. Quinn (image here) RAINBOW UNICORNS The reason why you shouldn't eat me is because I eat rainbow unicorns! Also if you eat me you will turn into a peas, (image here) ha ha! and for dinner you get candy! But peas hate candy! What Candy is It? Are wondering what candy you get everyday? Well on Monday, you get red candy, on Tuesday, you get orange candy, on Wednesday, you get yellow candy, on Thursday, you get purple and pink polka-dotted candy, on Friday, you get striped candy, on Saturday, you get Swirly candy, on Sunday, you get rainbow candy, and for dessert you might get your favorite rainbow unicorns! Another reason why you shouldn't eat me is because there are other great things to eat on a menu. In fact I have one here just for you! LOOK: MENU _______________________________________________ Chicken……………...$1.00 Fries………………...$.90 Meat…………………$.50 Crab.………………$1.00 Corn………………….$.90 Octopus…..……$2.00 _______________________________________________ Did you like the Menu? I would prefer the corn and chicken because that sounds good :). Right? Just Don't Eat Me!! (image here) Mad Cat! Please Eat My Neighbors! Another reason why you shouldn’t eat me is because I eat ants for breakfast right off the rug. Yum, yum, yum! Another great idea I thought of is that you don't want to eat me, but I will ask if you could have my neighbors for your own. (: Thanksgiving Dinner! :) Did you know turkeys have Thanksgiving dinner? Fun Fact! ¿¡¿Please?!? Please I'm begging you! Please, please, please don't eat me for your Thanksgiving dinner! These are the reasons why you shouldn't eat me alive! (image here) Hi, I'm her neighbor, so what am I here for………..
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Dear People, It's me, your friend Baby Boo Turkey. PLEASE DON'T EAT ME FOR THANKSGIVING! You should not eat me because cows are healthier. I eat bugs, and I make you fatter (says in a small voice). Huh? I didn't say anything. Cows have more meat and healthier meat. I'm still alive because my human friends don't eat me because they eat cows. Cows cost $1.99, and I cost $99.99, so why don't you buy them? Or just get peas or ham or some others you like? Just not me, please! DON’T EAT ME! You be nice to me, and I WILL BE NICE TO YOU! Ok? Good! This is so hard, just don't eat ME! If you look at the picture I sent you, you'll see I look really, really, really, really, really bad. I have bugs hiding from the spiders on me. I'm made of spiders and spiderwebs, and my insides are spiderwebs. My skin is all filled with dead flies, and there are spiders crawling up my legs and arms. DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT EATING ME! I'm just trying to get you to not eat me!I'm just really, really sad, OK (fake cries)?! So just don't eat me, please. I just want to see my family and friends once more, please?! I love them so much, please?! Just let me live, please, but if you’re going to eat me, just do it! (running away). Bye. THIS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT EAT ME! This is the text message. Hi! My name is Rainbow! I am a turkey, BUT I AM NOT good, so do not eat me! I think cow or horse is better. Just don't eat me alive. If you eat me, you will get sick. I am toxic, so do not eat me.
I have a family- my mom, dad, sister, and brother. We live in a turkey pen…yay! But why did I tell you that? Ahhhh! Forget what I said...that was in the past, HAHAHAHA! (People: Is this the show? Is it?) I hope you are vegan. Vegans are people I like. For Thanksgiving, you can eat cranberry instead... just NOT ME! DO NOT EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok? Now eat horse, eat cow, JUST NOT ME! My family taste better, so do not me. Eat apples! Eat cat! NOT ME!Someone lives down the street, so eat them. NOT ME. People: what is this show? I paid good money for this! Why did I come here? BOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOO! Baby: Waaaaa! Waaaaaaa! Oh no wait I need to end the show. Ok everyone, that was the show, bye! By: JMS Once upon a time, there was a turkey named Jeff, and he was a talking turkey. He had a problem before, but then he got out. Jeff was about to be cooked by a human before he was released. He saved the other turkeys. Help me! I am about to get eaten! I am very disgusting. I barf all day. I eat flies for dinner. They are not good for you, so you should not eat me. It is better to eat something else like cows because they are so healthy for you. Eat cows, please. I don't taste good, please. Also geese are good for you. They are so nutritious that the nutrients will last for a week. Those animals are so healthy! You know you are not going to eat me. You should be nice to everything you see. Jeff made the human feel sorry for what he did. The human said that he was sorry and let Jeff go. The human never bothered him or anything again. Jeff said goodbye to the human . He got outside, and he got off of the farm. He yelled goodbye to the human as he left! In Favor of a New Menu Hi! My name is Dave! Yes, I am a turkey, but this Thanksgiving, you will not eat turkey. I will make sure of that. I am going to persuade you. Turkey...it is not as good as you think; in fact cows are so much better. As you see, they have the better look. Anyway, there are so many more Thanksgiving dinner options. Another one is salmon. Yum, look at it! It looks delicious! (IMAGE HERE) (IMAGES GROUPED IN GALLERY DUE TO BLOG FORMAT) Ok now if that does not come to your satisfaction, than what will ? Oh I know! A nice dessert! You could have dessert for dinner! PUMPKIN PIE! Yum! just look at it... (IMAGE HERE ) Now that's more like it! Not everybody likes salmon. Ok now look at that disgusting turkey! It looks horrible, just look! (IMAGE HERE) Does that look appetizing to you beccause it does not look appetizing to me? So have I persuaded you yet? Oh the important part is that, uh, turkeys are endangered. ya. So you “can't eat them.” Also, I have a family. Are you a family hater? I have a wife and two beautiful children plus a puppy. Please do not eat me; there is a fat turkey across the street named Freddie (he is very tasty). If you do not like turkey, I gave you some other options like the cow. Her name is Nadia, and she is super duper fat. Also another option is salmon. The picture I gave you is how he will look when he is cooked, but this is how he looks now until you cook him. (IMAGE HERE) Yup, this is Fred. This is Fred before you cook him, and he is very healthy for you plus he has no family (tragic). Ok now I am almost done , but first I have a list of options for you to read! :Karen the lobster (IMAGE HERE) : Lola the cow (IMAGE HERE) : Dan the calamari (IMAGE HERE) : N O M N O M the peacock (IMAGE HERE) That's all for now. I Dave the turkey am done, and I hope this worked on you. If it did not when, if you eat me, I will eat you from inside until I am out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello! My name is Tiger the turkey, and you don’t want to eat me. I am a healthy Turkey, but sometimes I eat fat, but not all the time. If you eat me, I will give you a stomachache. Why do you eat turkey? It is a bad idea because we are sometimes wild and maybe we have rabies. Have you ever thought what it would be like to be a turkey? I always wonder what it would be like as a human. I am very clumsy, and that's why I fall a lot. Have you ever seen me? If you did, I was probably falling in mud a lot. I love to run up to my mom,but whenever I do, I always fall into her. I am a curious turkey. I do a lot of adventures like going to the beach. I am a crazy turkey too because I get a lot of sugar. I always wonder what it would be like as a human, so sometimes when I see them, I pretend to be one, so I stand up and try to copy them. If you come near me, I will get mad and attack you. We are vicious animals if you come near us. I am a medium sized turkey even though I am a baby. I have big feathers. I can show you what I look like now. Now, will you eat me? I hope you don’t.Have a gobble day with no turkey. Bye bye. Don't eat turkey!!! Don't Eat Me! Hi! My name is Bob the turkey, and you really should not eat me. I taste horrible! I taste like rotten milk. Plus, I am not good to eat. I actually am rotten… all us turkeys are. I also have lice. They are very annoying, and they itch, but they are fine. After a while, the lice stop itching. So, like I was saying… or not as I was saying. They are annoying. If you even dare to touch me you will get lice too. They will bite you like that. Another reason why you shouldn’t eat me is because of all the bacteria on me. They could get you infected. The bacteria will give you cancer because of all of the chemicals on me. If you don't want to eat me on Thanksgiving Day, just call 123-456-78910. Again, if you don't want to eat me on Thanksgiving Day, than just call 123-456-78910. That’s it. These are all the reasons on why you should not eat me on Thanksgiving Day. I am Gob the turkey, and you shouldn't eat me because I am the leader of all turkeys and am not good to eat. There are also other great meals like my cousin the chicken. They are tasty and are healthy for you. They also provide a lot of fat and will fill you up. Or you can eat my friend the pig. Did you know that ribs are the healthiest part of the pig’s body. They are also good and tasty unlike me.
You also shouldn't chase me because I have to win biggest turkey. The reason I have to win is because I will break the record of most wins by any turkey. I also don't taste good. Last year our leader got eaten, and it did not end well for the person who ate it. And then the president wanted to build a town near our cave. I mean who is even the president because last time I checked it was John Adams? After they finished building the town, we invaded it and chased them out, but one of our turkeys got caught, but I don't care because we still have 4,000 other turkeys that are still living. Another reason you shouldn't eat me is because if I get eaten the rest of the turkeys won't live because most of them are five years old. They couldn't even survive two minutes without me. We only have eleven adults, and there are 3,989 kids. The oldest adult we have 42 years old. That is my last reason why you shouldn't EAT ME! These are the reasons why you shouldn't eat me. Just so you know you can find me at Try and Catch Me Drive. By: C Don't Eat Me!!! Hello! My name is Terra. Did you know that turkeys are the most unhealthy thing you could eat? I know all about turkeys because I am one! One thing you should know is that turkeys eat delicious feasts... wait not feasts, we actually eat flies for breakfast. That makes us really gross and not healthy. Most people love us, I mean, hate us because of our appetite. Our, um, dirty feathers make us gross and smelly. Don't eat us, please. There will be consequences. Why are turkeys so fat? We overeat until we can't eat anymore. During the day, we eat so many flies that it feels like we're going to explode from eating to much!There's not much about why we are so fat, so please, don't eat us. Vegetables are healthier for you. Why? Well, umm, vegetables keep you from getting sick, and I don't like vegetables. Vegetables, umm, they... keep you healthy. Obviously, turkeys don't. Please, don't ever eat us. If you don't like vegetables, eat cows instead. It's better when they’re eaten.They’re much more delicious anyway. They're also very healthy. Please, don't eat us. Here's a deal. If you stop eating us, then we won't annoy you. If you continue to eat us, we will start a turkey war! We will force you to stop eating us with even bigger punishments. Don't eat us! EVER! By: S |
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