Don't Eat Me!!! Hello! My name is Terra. Did you know that turkeys are the most unhealthy thing you could eat? I know all about turkeys because I am one! One thing you should know is that turkeys eat delicious feasts... wait not feasts, we actually eat flies for breakfast. That makes us really gross and not healthy. Most people love us, I mean, hate us because of our appetite. Our, um, dirty feathers make us gross and smelly. Don't eat us, please. There will be consequences. Why are turkeys so fat? We overeat until we can't eat anymore. During the day, we eat so many flies that it feels like we're going to explode from eating to much!There's not much about why we are so fat, so please, don't eat us. Vegetables are healthier for you. Why? Well, umm, vegetables keep you from getting sick, and I don't like vegetables. Vegetables, umm, they... keep you healthy. Obviously, turkeys don't. Please, don't ever eat us. If you don't like vegetables, eat cows instead. It's better when they’re eaten.They’re much more delicious anyway. They're also very healthy. Please, don't eat us. Here's a deal. If you stop eating us, then we won't annoy you. If you continue to eat us, we will start a turkey war! We will force you to stop eating us with even bigger punishments. Don't eat us! EVER! By: S
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vickie lucas
11/14/2018 10:28:55 am
I am afraid of a turkey apocalypse! I will no longer eat turkey, ever again (oops, I may have just had a turkey sandwich from WaWa, but that's it!! No more!)
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