In Favor of a New Menu Hi! My name is Dave! Yes, I am a turkey, but this Thanksgiving, you will not eat turkey. I will make sure of that. I am going to persuade you. Turkey...it is not as good as you think; in fact cows are so much better. As you see, they have the better look. Anyway, there are so many more Thanksgiving dinner options. Another one is salmon. Yum, look at it! It looks delicious! (IMAGE HERE) (IMAGES GROUPED IN GALLERY DUE TO BLOG FORMAT) Ok now if that does not come to your satisfaction, than what will ? Oh I know! A nice dessert! You could have dessert for dinner! PUMPKIN PIE! Yum! just look at it... (IMAGE HERE ) Now that's more like it! Not everybody likes salmon. Ok now look at that disgusting turkey! It looks horrible, just look! (IMAGE HERE) Does that look appetizing to you beccause it does not look appetizing to me? So have I persuaded you yet? Oh the important part is that, uh, turkeys are endangered. ya. So you “can't eat them.” Also, I have a family. Are you a family hater? I have a wife and two beautiful children plus a puppy. Please do not eat me; there is a fat turkey across the street named Freddie (he is very tasty). If you do not like turkey, I gave you some other options like the cow. Her name is Nadia, and she is super duper fat. Also another option is salmon. The picture I gave you is how he will look when he is cooked, but this is how he looks now until you cook him. (IMAGE HERE) Yup, this is Fred. This is Fred before you cook him, and he is very healthy for you plus he has no family (tragic). Ok now I am almost done , but first I have a list of options for you to read! :Karen the lobster (IMAGE HERE) : Lola the cow (IMAGE HERE) : Dan the calamari (IMAGE HERE) : N O M N O M the peacock (IMAGE HERE) That's all for now. I Dave the turkey am done, and I hope this worked on you. If it did not when, if you eat me, I will eat you from inside until I am out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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L
11/13/2018 06:52:08 am
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Vickie Lucas
11/13/2018 07:35:14 am
Wow! That is one ugly bird, doesn't look like something I would want to eat. Very persuasive. How could I possibly eat a turkey that has a wife and 2 kids and a puppy? I had no idea they were endangered. I do like salmon, but frankly, I think I will go right for the pumpkin pie! I like the way you provided other options for a meal, besides turkey, very compelling!
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