Don't Eat Me! Hi! My name is Bob the turkey, and you really should not eat me. I taste horrible! I taste like rotten milk. Plus, I am not good to eat. I actually am rotten… all us turkeys are. I also have lice. They are very annoying, and they itch, but they are fine. After a while, the lice stop itching. So, like I was saying… or not as I was saying. They are annoying. If you even dare to touch me you will get lice too. They will bite you like that. Another reason why you shouldn’t eat me is because of all the bacteria on me. They could get you infected. The bacteria will give you cancer because of all of the chemicals on me. If you don't want to eat me on Thanksgiving Day, just call 123-456-78910. Again, if you don't want to eat me on Thanksgiving Day, than just call 123-456-78910. That’s it. These are all the reasons on why you should not eat me on Thanksgiving Day.
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vickie lucas
11/13/2018 12:53:20 pm
You had me at lice, no way, no how will I be eating you!
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