Hot Chocolate
We are VENOM, and we are trying to make the perfect cup of hot chocolate. Our ingredients are a toilet, paper, cheese, cheesecake, cake, chocolate, milk, math, science, and social studies. We also can NOT forget toilet water, ice cream, and the golf course ⛳️⛳️⛳️.. Our favorite ingredient is math because it makes you smarter and weird like us. Also it's the easiest to put in. It's the easiest because just get 15 math books and shove them in. That's why math is our favorite ingredient➕➖➗✖️. Our second favorite ingredient is the golf course because it's the hardest ingredient to get in and this is where the shoving BEGINS. The easiest way to get it in is you have to get butter and pour it on the sides and also put some butter in the cup and push gently. That's why the golf course is our favorite ingredient. Our third favorite ingredient is the toilet water because that's the one that gives the most flavor. It is the healthiest too. It can help if your stomach hurts or you're in pain or something like that. That's why the toilet water is our third favorite ingredient. For this ingredient, get some banana bread and special banana bread, eat it, and it will give you superpowers. Then stir. Our fourth favorite ingredient is the cheesecake because it is the tastiest of them all and healthy, but not as healthy as the toilet water of course. The cheesecake helps with headaches and aches in the back and other stuff. That's why the cheesecake is our fourth favorite ingredient. Also how to get it in, just get butter, and shove it in the cup. Our fifth favorite ingredient is the milk because it has the most fat in it, and that's our favorite part about it. Wait, we're so sorry. We forgot to tell you about the butter. You need the butter for every ingredient, just slide it gently. That's what we need to make a perfect cup of hot chocolate. FROM VENOM.
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